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Marriage Quotes

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

I think, therefore I'm single.